| 绑架 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 Kidnapped | ⏯ |
| 原来是真的，真的是中国人，哈哈哈 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 It turns out its true, its really Chinese, hahaha | ⏯ |
| 没有绑定 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 No bindings | ⏯ |
| 又把我的男朋友绑架走了 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 And kidnapped my boyfriend | ⏯ |
| 没绑好 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 Its not tied | ⏯ |
| 但是们画架 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 But they are framed | ⏯ |
| 他一直想让我给他拍照。但是我从来没有拍过，哈哈哈 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 He always wanted me to take a picture of him. But I never shot it, hahaha | ⏯ |
| 那边最近抢劫绑架好多 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 Theres been a lot of robbery and kidnapping sonovers over there | ⏯ |
| 我听说很多中国老板被菲律宾人绑架 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 Ive heard that many Chinese bosses have been kidnapped by Filipinos | ⏯ |
| 哈哈哈你真有趣 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 Hahaha, youre funny | ⏯ |
| 哈哈哈谁说我国内没有呢 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 Hahaha who says I dont have in the country | ⏯ |
| 他们一直很好，但首先我们除草剂，哈哈，爸爸哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈爸爸 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 他们一直很好,但首先我们除草剂,哈哈,爸爸哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈爸爸 | ⏯ |
| 见了哈哈哈 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 Meet Hahaha | ⏯ |
| 缝的真丑，哈哈哈 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 Its ugly, hahaha | ⏯ |
| 哈哈。我就中国游 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 Ha ha. Ill travel to China | ⏯ |
| 哈哈，我也没有 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 Haha, I dont either | ⏯ |
| 熊大熊二和光头强，哈哈哈 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 Bear TWO and skinhead strong, ha ha ha | ⏯ |
| 他怕我和你睡觉去吗？哈哈哈哈哈 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 Is he afraid ill go to sleep with you? Hahahahahahaha | ⏯ |
| 哈哈，真有意思 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 Haha, thats funny | ⏯ |
| 哈哈，你真有趣 🇨🇳 | 🇬🇧 Haha, youre so funny | ⏯ |